TRASH TALK 101

My 6-yr-old son challenged me to a game of war yesterday, warning me how good he is and declaring imminent victory. I told him to pay attention because I'm gonna kick his little butt. He countered with "you're gonna kick all your cards over to me." I was so proud of him. We quit twenty minutes later. He's convinced he won 27-25, though I tried to explain how that is a draw as I could have had the lead four seconds later had we kept playing. That concept went thru his head unprocessed and came out his mouth as "I won - told ya." He's coming along nicely.